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IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSESÂ
HAHAH FUCKING MIRANDA
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His frustration is perfect.
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The Sass Master
Posted on May 25, 2013 with 19 notes x reblog this
- Me: Mom, I landed on my ass three times at the gym today.
- Mom: Is the floor okay??
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
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omg joseph you hottie
hahaha holy shit, what movie?
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well behaved women rarely make history but neither do boring teenage girls who do nothing but party so you’re in a bit of a pickle there champ
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